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DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND!

So i have through days of introspection come to make peace with the fact that i do not want no husband ever. u probably think this contradicts my heading but it actually doesn't. Meagan Trainor's song titled dear future husband which happens to be my ringtone has helped me to this realisation. Theres a line in the song where she says ' i never leaned how to cook and i will always sleep on the left side of the bed'.

i personally cannot cook literally anything. just yesterday i was unable to oat meal _cwazy ek weet_ so let me try and give you guys my reasons of being so anti- companionship. I am very selfish there are days where i just want to be all by myself and i swear with husby around imma feel invaded elke dag, secondly i do not want to share my bed and i want to sleep on a single bed till my 6year old niece gets her degree.

I also do not want to change my surname because oh well Becca just goes well with Phala (duh) so i have a hella lot of reasons but my last reason is that because i was born left handed and thanks to my grade r teacher today i am slightly right handed and my left hand is useless so i can only manage to do things for myself ONLY those including my laundry, noodles meal and my single bed. you probably think i have issues but i swear am just unique and i have eight thumbs and two fingers so hey don't u dare try to judge people with disabilities. till volgende tyd xoxo Becca

RAISING THE I AM TOO UNIQUE CARD!

 

i have decided the first  thing i would write about on my blog is a topic very close to my heart VIRGINITY. You see My cousin who happens to be two years younger than me thinks she is mature than i am because she became sexually active before i did. This has disturbed me since 2013 and gave me flash backs dating back to my highschool afternoon sepedi lessons.

I had a teacher like no one Mam Makwela, that women 's energy was something out of this world. On this other day she decided to give us a lesson o take out of highschool with. Think of it like this: each and every human being's dream is to have a car of their own someday but in order to attain such desire one has to go get a drivers license. 

What pretty much goes down at this driving schools is that people are taught how to drive and quite frankly like we would do back in Grade R during early days the leaner would eat the pencil instead of writing with it and erase a mistake using saliva as opposed to actual eraser (what can be termed rubber in our remote rural slang). Mrs Makwela highlighted that boys at school are like that leaner driver learning how to drive during early days chances are something might go wrong and BOOM a girl falls pregnant. Once the learner driver has perfected driving skills they will step into Car dealers and BUY A BRAND NEW CAR (c wt i did thr?). 

sisters should avoid dangers of being used as that old truck leaner drivers used before they go buy their brand new cars. Virginity aint no lack of opportunity but one' pride. xoxo